I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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