he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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