put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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