so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Holy sore nipples Batman
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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