I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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