talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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