I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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