No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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