Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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