Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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