no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Randomize
