my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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