I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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