she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
is that a dick in a sweater?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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