I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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