I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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