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• (586): View more from Michigan

  love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"

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  and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."

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  I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Lets just say I chased with a burrito.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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  I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat

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• (347): View more from New York

  you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.

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