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• (512): View more from Texas

  My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle

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• (925): View more from California

  Should I have kids to fix a relationship??

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• (206): View more from Washington

  remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?

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  joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".

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  That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?

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