love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.