why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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