So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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