Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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