Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just puked most of my soul out..
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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