I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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