You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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