since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
