Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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