whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
