Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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