Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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