hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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