I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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