You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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