i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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