Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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