i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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