Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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