dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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