It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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