I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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