Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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