You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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