It's Friday. Sex?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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