addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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