That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Of course I have a pirate flag
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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