i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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