i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
