You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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