I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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