So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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