where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
