If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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