it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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