I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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