I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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