summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.