people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?