: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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