Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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