hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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