and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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