When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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