apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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