Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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