I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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