Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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